Screwball
Age:   18
Height:   6 feet 6 inches
Weight:   300 pounds 
Waist:   90 inches
Eyes:   White eyeballs, black pupils, and black eyebrows
Skin:   Bright red fur
Birthplace:    Llabesab
Father:   Pappy Screwball
Best Friend:   Crazy Hot Dog Man
Favorite Food:   Grand Slammer, onion rings, popcorn
Favorite Movie:   The Natural
Favorite Song:   Take Me Out to the Ballgame
Greatest Moment:   The 1995 Eastern League Championship Season
Hobbies:   Eating, reading, sleeping, and cheering on the Reading Phillies!
Instrument:   Drums

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